I went to Mexico and drank the water....

(Photos and story by codys, jaybob, and paochow)


It started out as your normal plain Jane Copper Canyon trip. El Paso to Creel, Creel to Batopilas, Batopilas to Creel, Creel to Home. As we started out across northern Chihuahua, paochow in the lead, revving the crap out of his poor DRZ to try to shorten the amount of time on the unbearably long straights. By the first gas stop in Janos, it was clear to paochow that the remaining 350 miles of tarmac would be a test of endurance.


By the time they rolled into Nuevos Casas Grandes, paochow knew it was now or never, one slab ride to Creel on a DRZ was enough for this lifetime, no need to make a second. Pulling over to the side of the road, he requested volunteers to explore a dirt route to Madera, stating it would likely add "maybe a hour or two" to their schedule. Jaybob and Codys who had known paochow for a whopping 4 hours and obviously warped by the pavement droning, stepped forward bravely. Rpilottx and the two other "adventure" riders quickly decided that optional dirt wasn't in their best interest and went on down the superslab.



Jaybob, Codys and paochow, henceforth refered to as JCP, encountered a overly friendly good samaritian, who was likely trying to get his cut for referring them to a local hotel. He instructed the trio that trying to go to Madera was impossible without a guide. JCP reached the consensus that they'd give it a shot anyway, for if it got to difficult they could always turn back.


The road from Nuevos Casas Grandes to Casas Grandes and onto Benito Juarez was uneventful. JCP passed another group of AZ plated adventure riders, henceforth refered to as "Hollywood", who caught up with them again in Benito Juarez.



The lead Hoillywood rider seemed to know the route very well (good since the rest of the group proclaimed they were pretty much lost at this point) and gave the trio the GPS Waypoints for the "Road to Madera". The other Hollywood riders drooled over paochow's DRZ as if they had never seen a dirtbike before.

JCP left the group of knobbed street bikes and accelerated on their way. Maybe too fast. Jaybob realized several miles in that his tank bag pocket was open and his headlamp had fallen out. While he doubled back, paochow and codys took a few glamor shots....





By the time Jaybob showed up, a man on horseback arrived informing them that this road was his driveway...



A few turns (U-turns?) and JCP was back on their way.



After passing Hollywood again, the group came upon the first river crossing, complete with typical teenages driving out to camp in the middle of woods, but now stuck in river...




After several attempts to dislodge the truck, Hollywood showed up. Several of the riders volunteered to help and joined the effort. Several others took some heckling and nagging to get their feet wet. After some swearing and crude finger jestures, all but the hollywood cameraman were involved in the rescue effort. After some grunting swearing and some more grunting, the truck was freed..




Once underway, it was some time for some scenery...


Followed by some river crossings...


More Scenery...


Followed by more river crossings...




and yet more river crossings....




And yet more scenery..


and celebrations for reasons that are now forgotten...


Then after several other apparent dead ends, the road pettered out at this small village....


Paochow asked for directions and was told the way to Madera was to head to N. Casas Grandes and take the road around. Paochow was persistent and the rancher told him that they could take the railroad tracks to Madera. After explaining that they only looked crazy and weren't willing to play chicken with a train. The man further explained that the train hadn't run in years and that the tracks were removed 5-10K south and it had been transformed into a road.

So on the tracks they went....


The man was right after several miles, the rails disappeared, this was then followed by the removal of RR ties, which unfortunately had deep holes left by their removal...



So with intense vibration they continued south. Codys finally got to drive the tunnels he wanted...




After a while the tracks became more road like. Then all of a sudden the RR seemed to disappear. The most obvious route was up a steep hill which the group proceeded up. The views were spectacular...



Unfortunately, the road ended at a large iron gate, complete with padlock. At this point, codys' 950Adv low fuel light illuminated, jaybob's KLR appeared to need reserve, and the shadows were beginning to trail the bikes, foreshadowing the arrival of darkness. The decision was made to head back down the hill to search for other routes. The group stopped at this cabin, and actually contemplating crashing there for the night.



Paochow with 3/4 of a tank ran a few exploration runs down potential roads. The most promising was a ~1mi long tunnel followed by a mud bog from hell. Paochow returned to the group, and JCP made the decision to return via railroad hell back to the village for the night.

Approximately 5 miles back on the tracks, codys ran over paochow's plate, which had been vibrated off earlier. Another 5 miles or so the duo waited for jaybob, who never arrived. Paochow doubled back to find jaybob's KLR parked and jaybob collecting firewood. Despite their efforts, checking fuel and choke position the KLR refused to run reliably acting as if the main jet had fallen out, dying with any throttle input. It was pitch black at this point so JCP did some conversing and arrived at the conclusion that they would need to camp out for the night. A survey of camping gear revealed paochow had a full on sleeping bag, jaybob an emergency bag, and codys....


A fire was made from broken railroad ties, (mmmmmm cancerous creosote) and a nearby stream provided water for boiling as CP's camelbaks were on the low side. Some nearby abandoned cans from the railroad removal crew, saved jaybob's panier lids from charring.



The trio began the night with 60 degree temps and a 15 ft radius around the fire.
By 3AM temps in the freezing range, had them laying in triangle formation within a few feet of the railroad tie fire.

By 7AM, all were ready to get moving to regain their body heat. Paochow and Jay disassembled the troubled KLR. The carb, ignition, and other wiring checked out. Removal of the air filter showed an excessive amount of dirt within the carb boot.
Codys boiled some final water for the camelbaks, and took some parting shots of the camp.


Jay said he would try to ride the bike as far as possible. Codys being low on fuel (still?), headed out first. Jay made it several blocks, before dying out. Paochow attempted to ride the damaged beast, but found it refused to run at pretty much all RPM's. Out came the tow strap. Paochow's frame to jaybob's fork tube was the first attempt. Despite the severe weaving, this worked for several miles. As they entered the area where the ties and tracks began again, paochow noticed an immediate increase in towing resistance. Looking back he noticed jaybob lying on the side of the tracks about 100 ft behind the KLR he was dragging.


Jaybob was banged up but ok. Crash damage was fairly severe, the front end hit directly on the tracks when it fell. The front fender, fairing, and instruments were destroyed.


Here are some of the post crash photos...


Last time the KLR would see the rev limiter...


The crash damage opened up the front end so that the tow strap could be hooked directly to the frame. This lead to the tow strap rubbing on the front wheel occasionally, but seemed to work ok. After another mile or so the tracks smoothed out. Paochow began to revel in how easy it was to tow the bike/rider. Then he looked back and realized that he had been towing all 10 oz of the broken strap for the last few blocks. Paochow told jaybob to take off his fuel tank and that he was going to see how far they had left.

Meanwhile back at the edge of the small village. Codys armed with only the Spanish language he learned off a Taco Bell menu, waited for his translators and snapped pictures of the "wildlife"





Paochow drove the remaining 2 or so miles and dropped his luggage of with codys, who helped him lift the DRZ in a 180. (Ever try to turn around on railroad tracks?
)

Paochow returned to jaybob, jaybob donated his go-go juice to help fill paochow's tank. The tow strap was reattached and the two made the final trek to the pubelito.



Codys was amazed by the skill of the two as they made the proper Advrider salute...


As they reached the town, paochow put his spanish skills to the test. He managed to ascertain that the only truck in the area belonged to a husband/wife who were visiting their cabin. Paochow asked(begged) the couple for help. They were extremely receptive and flat out turned down any offer of payment. They took the bewildered adventurers into their cabin and cooked the best eggs, beans, tortillas, and coffee that they had ever tasted.


The favor they had paid the teenage campers the day before, was quickly repaid twofold as they offered to truck jaybob and his damaged steed to Juarez the following day.

The helpful couple also escorted codys and paochow to the road to Zaragoza, which was the nearest pavement route. The road, which was approximately 8 miles north had been dismissed as a driveway by JCP the day before.
Jaybob said goodbye..



Armed with directions and the transfer of some fuel to codys KTM, CP made their way out the access road, taking time to enjoy the scenery....







After 25+mi of some gorgeous dirt roads and several very small towns the twosome reached pavement again....




Shortly after they reached Zaragoza and stuffed their faces with junk food, juices and 25 cent cokes. Codys put his english skills to good use and macked on some guys girlfriend who was quick to separate the two.



Meanwhile, jaybob was having a great time, shooting tequilla, drinking beers and soaking up REAL Mexico.






Jaybob didn't have much praise for the lavatory privacy...




CP made their way to Buena Vista over a sweet sportbike road...





Upon arriving in BV, it was a bunch of uneventful superslab. Swapping bikes back and forth, CP finally made it to la frontera just as the sunset. The Sunday night line for Customs, caused them to make a late arrival to the US.



CP made it to paochow's house where both would have been happy sleeping in the yard. Paochow's wife disapproved, so real beds it was.

The following day, CP waited for jaybob's return. A little bike comparison, had codys making excuses for his 950's drag race losses to the mighty Uly

(granted off road it would have been a different story)


Finally CP met jaybob in MX to retreive the battered KLR. JCP thanked their extremely helpful friends and transferred the beaten bike.


JCP made it on their way several miles before codys realized he nearly donated his passport to the desert..




Despite the "adventure" in this trip, JCP are planning to take the same route to Madera this fall.